Guys Of A Certain Age

I WANT MY GUYS OF A CERTAIN AGE!  Guys and gals of a certain age will … certainly…recognize that riff on a phrase made famous about 40 years ago, when MTV - aka Music Television - was born.  

MTV has a big birthday coming up, and The Guys get a jump on the celebration. In this episode they relive the theme song, the commercials, the VJ’s, and more - all the things that MTV used to be in their formative years.  Plus a nod to the instigator of reality television shows (hello, Real World), and the genius who convinced Eric Clapton and others to unplug.  They also reminisce about the days when MTV actually played music videos all day long, instead of whatever it is they do now.  

Geeks of the Week look in on Miss Minutes, Jerry Seinfeld, and yet another Disney movie remake based on a ride, based loosely on a TV show.  In other words, this podcast is a show about nothing that takes up listening time.  But for guys of a certain age, what else do you have to do?

It’s that time of year, when families say, “Oh yeah, it’s Father’s Day!”  It’s that kind of tradition that sends The Guys down memory lane, but it turns out to be a short trip.  

In this episode, these Fathers of a Certain Age reminisce about memorable gifts received over the years - the few they can remember, anyway.  The good news is, no neckties were harmed in the recording of this episode.  Perhaps the Time Variance Authority can help restore a memory or two.  

And don’t miss Jay’s audio version of a social media influencer’s unboxing video, revealing the Father’s Day gift from his son.  Also stay tuned for a diverse group of Geeks of the Week, and what is destined to be a regular segment (for 6 weeks, anyway): The Lowdown on Loki.  

This week is a Jayless episode, but Robbie and Art find the power to continue with the podcast anyway.

During the Geeks section, they discuss the return of two iconic figures, He-Man and a certain Dr. Jones, the passing of a favorite actor, NVIDIA's GPUs, and Krasinski's QP2. 

In this episode, The Guys ask the questions, “Are there too many superhero shows right now?  Have we reached a point of saturation?”  (And by the way, be sure to catch up on last week’s episode about superhero shows and the other 47 installments, give or take, where The Guys mention superhero shows and/or pretend to be superheroes.)  

Some might say there are too many, others might say there are not enough.  Still others might say it’s just right.  (And by the way, be sure to watch out for the spin-off podcast, Three Bears of a Certain Age.)  The Guys talk about the who’s and the how’s of today’s legion of super-shows, then go on record regarding the which’s: which ones to keep, which ones to cut, and which ones they’d like to see more of.  

Also, catch up on what The Guys are binging lately; believe it or not, only 25% of shows mentioned feature people with capes.  

We all recognize the phenomenon whose not-so-secret identity is the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  And perhaps for others, all things DC Justice League.  Even non geeks have heard of them, folks with no nerd qualities at all have watched them, and those roles have become badges of honor (or at least rites of passage) for many actors who might once have feared type-casting.  

But those are just the most recent and perhaps more famous iterations of a long history of superhero cinema and television.  On this episode, The Guys take a brief look at the history leading up to the common era: the good, the bad, the ugly.  (No, those are not the off-mic nicknames of The Guys.)  

Meanwhile, in the Geeks of the Week segment, they talk past stars getting a reboot, including a Monkee, a Kryptonian, and an on call 80’s pop music duo.

This week The Guys take the show on the road, but that hum in the background is not wheels turning on the blacktop, it’s the freezer in the corner keeping gelato at the perfect temperature.  

What’s gelato, you ask?  Or at least, how is that fancy Italian word different from ice cream?  That question and many others you never thought of asking are answered in this episode, recorded live at our local gelato shop.  With summer approaching as rapidly as a mosquito diving for your neck, The Guys talk sweet treats: the frozen kind.  Ice cream v. gelato, shave ice v. snow cone (and all the other iterations of tiny bits of ice soaked in brightly colored sugar water), Blast v. Blizzard v. Concrete, even homemade ice cream v. storebought.  They talk definitions, choose favorites, and reminisce about ice cream trucks roaming the neighborhood.  

So grab the frozen delight of your choice, get yourself in an air conditioned room, and prepare to learn.  There will be a pop(sicle) quiz.  

Do you plan vacation meals around sightseeing, beach chillaxing, or mountain hiking?  Or do you work that stuff in around the meals?  Maybe you’re hardcore and choose your vacay destination based on what restaurants are available.  The Guys are not above this.  

Not long before recording, Robbie went to New Orleans and didn’t invite Jay and Art.  But he sent pix of the meals he was eating, which brought momentary delight to the eyes, followed by long-term envy via the taste buds.  In this week’s rambling… i.e., episode… The Guys talk favorite food destinations.  

Not our favorite local restaurant, but the cities across the country where they love to eat.  New Orleans was a unanimous choice, Chicago came into play, Charleston got a vote - they even talk about what some have declared to be the best fried chicken in Mississippi. (Hint, it’s not your mama’s, but if you want to send some of your mama’s to the studio for The Guys to taste test, DM us for the address.)  

Geeks of the Week focus on expansions of superhero roles, Lord of the Budget, and a new opportunity to fly Jay to one of these food destinations.  Time for a hungry geek road trip.  

It’s summer time and that means one thing: lightning bugs.  No, mosquitos.  Wait, surely it’s more positive than that.  Oh yeah, it’s time to get your grill on!  (While watching lightning bugs and swatting mosquitos, most likely.  We won’t talk about the fire ants.)  

In this fiery episode, Jay and Robbie talk about their favorite grilling techniques.  The discussion involves eggs, pork and coffee, but it’s not a breakfast chat.  What goes in the ideal rub, what’s the ideal vehicle for smoking vs grilling, and what will become of the brisket in the back of Jay’s truck?  All your questions are … asked… and some semblance of answers are given.  

Art joins them for another super-hero studded Geeks of the Week segment, including a new old Superman, a Marvel movie with more rings than the Olympics, and a Bautista manifesto.  Plus, the eerily regular RIP segment conjures up some bizarre imagery from kid shows gone by.  

The second of the major Marvel television series to debut on Disney Plus is over, and The Guys are in mourning. Whatever will they watch now?  Are there more streaming services out there to keep them busy? (That’s another episode or three: check the archives, good listeners.)  It’s a good thing Loki is not far behind.

Falcon and the Winter Soldier is complete after a brief six-episode season, and it ended in dramatic fashion, as expected.  In this episode, The Guys talk suits with stars, Madripoor tzars, and dudes behind bars.   Rich with character development, complicated backstories, and up-to-the-minute ponderings of social issues, F/WS is definitely a series worth watching.  And with Falcon’s new role as you-know-who (spoiler alert), a new Captain America movie has been announced.  

Meanwhile, in the actual universe, it’s Apple season, and there aren’t a lot of new varieties to pick.  And Jay is looking for a sponsor so he can afford an Autoking Mark 5 helmet in lieu of a mask.  

It’s been a rough few days for Robbie and his crew at the studio, as they dealt with everybody’s tech nightmare: ransomware.  They survived (as you can see), but it inspired The Guys to remember other technology disasters from the past.  

No, they’re not talking about Y2K.  These disasters were real.  Art is even more dedicated than ever to doing good backups,  and Jay has a firm life rule: no sweet iced tea within a five foot radius of his laptop.  And be sure to keep your eye on the family iguana.  

In the Geek of the Week segment, a certain bat-actor is confirmed for an upcoming movie, though he could easily be unconfirmed and reconfirmed before this episode drops.  Marvel fans have a holiday special to look forward to, and Netflix now has their own superhero team.  

In the RIP segment, Art shares the loss of a famous robot, an Ewok, and a short hairy dude, who are actually all the same person.  Be sure to back up all your Guys of a Certain Age episodes before your next tech disaster hits!